Give Me 5 for Friday: 5 Sh*tty Things My Kids Have Done This Week

Don't get me wrong, my kids are the best.  They are truly the center of our universe.  Each day they amaze me with the things they say and do...blah, blah, blah.  You get what I'm saying here.

BUT...sometimes they pull some stunts that make me want to run far, far away.

For Give Me 5 for Friday, here's some not so awesome crap that my kids have done and said in the past...let's say 24 hours.  Okay, I will be more conservative and go with 48 hours. 

1.  Screamed "I Hate YOU" when I did not allow her to have a Little Debbie Be My Valentine cake for breakfast.
I should have caved.  They can't be worse than doughnuts.  And the whole "I hate you" thing just started with the 4 yr old.  I informed her that this language won't be tolerated.  She says her friend at school taught her.  Likely story.  I am sure it has nothing to do with her 7 year old sister.

2.  Poured a whole beer all over the table after dinner, while laughing and saying "Daddy's beer".
What a waste.

3.  Deleted over 200 pictures from my iPhone.
Not sure I will get over that one any time soon.

4.  Put a half eaten banana in my coffee.
Is she trying to tell me I need more fruit in my diet?

5.  Asked for a yellow popsicle.  Threw a tantrum when given a yellow popsicle. 
Note to self: "yellow" really means "green".

My purpose in writing this down is to give my kids a few laughs someday.

No, seriously I just want to have all of this fun stuff on record so I can share it with them when they have kids and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

Have a great weekend!  I know I will...after I take this banana out of my coffee.