What have I learned? Well, it is your lucky day. I will share some of these ground-breaking realizations, revelations, whatever you want to call them, with you.
- Fiber one brownies taste pretty good...but they are not, I repeat, not as good as the real thing.
- A bowl of lettuce with some low fat dressing is not that filling, but I can convince myself that it is.
- One piece of pizza is usually enough, even though I want another one more times than not.
- Mayo on a sandwich from Panera Bread can more than double its fat content (WTF!).
- A pair of pants can add about a quarter of a pound when you weigh yourself.
- Weighing yourself in as little clothes as possible (and as acceptable while in a room with about a dozen other women) is the way to go.
- Throwing out my kids leftovers is helpful. After all, I am not a dog and therefore should not eat people's scraps.
- Carbs are not the enemy...excessive amounts of them are.
- Its okay to drink beer all day...and just not eat anything. Maybe just save that for a Saturday though.
- My daughters don't care how much weight that I lose (or gain). It's as simple as not wearing sweats for them to think that I look nice.
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