Oh and you bill collectors too, I am most definitely talking to you.
Stop that shit.
Just STOP calling me every day starting at 8 am, including weekends.
No, I do NOT want more newspaper or magazine subscriptions. They already pile up as it is.
I do NOT want to donate more money to some specific cause. If I do want to donate, I will contact you. You calling me several times a day is not going to urge me to get my check book out.
Also, you should know a couple of things...
1. I will NOT answer if the number comes up on my caller ID as "Unavailable". It is not happening. Period.
2. If by some crazy chance I do answer, I will hang up if you do not respond to my "Hello" in t-minus 3 seconds. No one I know takes that long to respond when I answer the phone.
3. If you are a bill collector, please understand that I want to pay my bill, whatever it may be. I really do. I don't get my kicks out of going around charging things then not paying for it. I will pay. You will get your money. Stop harassing me, even if I am 18 hours late at paying my Sears card. I hate to say it, but sometimes you are put on the very very VERY bottom of my "things I need to pay list". I'll get to you. Someday. Alrighty?
4. I am seriously thinking of filing a no contact order. Is that even possible?
Please take time to seriously consider what I have said.
And the next time you call, I will pick up the phone and let you listen to my kids cry and fight. That might do that trick.
Seriously, people! Please say that I am not the only one getting bombarded with these calls on a daily basis. Maybe it is because I am home and when the phone rings, 4 out of 5 times it is one of these clowns. I will tell you this, when they call after I get 6 kids down for a nap at the same time...let's just say that it's not pretty.