Happy 4th of July Everyone!!!
Here are some funny, laugh out loud quotes about the joys of motherhood:
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. "
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened."
-Cora Harvey Armstrong
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing."
“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare.”
“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.”
“You know you're a mother when your child throws up and you run to catch it before it hits the rug.”
“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."